Crazy people in the doctor's waiting room

Crazy guy: What did I tell you to do? I told you to get on your knees and pray to god to help keep you sober.

*loud yelling from phone*

CG: No, I did not tell you to pray to Heavenly Father.

*Yelling from phone*

CG: No not Jesus. He can't do anything for you!

*Yelling from phone*

CG: It's okay if you pray to him, he's my god.

*yelling from phone*

CG: Okay. Love you. Happy Birthday